The Funniest Tweets From Real Housewife Katie Maloney

Posted by Billy Koelling on Saturday, June 8, 2024

Katie Maloney at the 40th annual People's Choice Awards

Utah native Katie Maloney rose to fame when she became a cast member on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills spinoff, Vanderpump Rules. The show focuses on a West Hollywood Restaurant, SUR, which is owned by Real Housewives star, Lisa Vanderpump.   Maloney, a young aspiring actress living in California, works as a waitress at SUR and is a part of an energetic group of employees who are often featured on the show.  Like most reality TV stars, Maloney has become an overnight celebrity.  Although she was initially hesitant to participate in a reality TV show, Maloney says that her life has changed for the better since appearing on Vanderpump Rules.  Now a fan favorite, Maloney often uses Twitter to interact with her more than 89,000 followers.  Here are the funniest tweets from Katie Maloney.

https://twitter.com/MusicKillsKate/status/522848922369556480

Anyone who owns, or has been around, a dog knows that man’s best friend will do almost anything for a bite of human food.  Unfortunately for Katie Maloney, she has fallen victim to an old dog’s old tricks.

https://twitter.com/MusicKillsKate/status/544223796371017728

Most people define a “good place in life” as something they’ve reached by becoming more positive or more financially stable.  However, to Katie Maloney, a good place simply means that she’s eliminated all of the annoying people from her cellphone contact list.

https://twitter.com/MusicKillsKate/status/538206330142482433

Thanksgiving is always a time to reflect on all of the things we have to be thankful for.  Katie Maloney used this year’s holiday to show appreciation for Tums, because antacids need love too.

https://twitter.com/MusicKillsKate/status/514905652599087104

There are very few things more annoying than being around someone who is having a conversation on speakerphone in a public place.  Although the people having the conversation usually thinks they’re entertaining those around them, nine times out of ten they couldn’t be any more wrong.

https://twitter.com/MusicKillsKate/status/443531753576071168

What could be better than having a dream about your grandmother twerking?

 (Photo by Christopher Polk/Getty Images for The People’s Choice Awards)

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